Ministry of Love Affairs
sends a notice:
A Christian tradition;
more traditional and ancient than the Christmas tree or legal acceptance of Christianity by Roman Empire,
happens within
next-few-days ...
NO, it's not the alignment of all the planets of our Solar system,
all of them visible to human eye together at a single moment of it's short-lived existence,
lining up in a smooth, slightly bent line in the skies ...
Sorry to dissappoint, but that happens only at the very END of the month of February 2026
The important part is actually on the
14th of EVERY February,
you know,
the V-DAY...
BUT; both of these days are saturdays, so you may consider that the future yourself will be spending these dates in an amusing manner one way or another
The decision to make is, what kind of company will you choose for yourself ?
A Christian tradition;
more traditional and ancient than the Christmas tree or legal acceptance of Christianity by the Roman Empire,
happens within
next-few-days ...
NO, it's not the alignment of all the planets of our Solar system,
all of them visible to human eye together at a single moment of it's short-lived existence,
lining up in a smooth, slightly bent line in the skies ...
Sorry to dissappoint, but that happens only at the very END of the month of February 2026
The important part is actually on the
14th of EVERY February,
you know,
the V-DAY...
BUT; both of these days are saturdays, so you may consider that the future yourself will be spending these dates in an amusing manner one way or another
The decision to make is, what kind of company will you choose for yourself ?
Let's consider you have The Right girl, at least chosen in your mind already and a courage to show her an, .. affection
I know, I went through it likewise, these are just practical notes to myself as well ....
Being a boi, romance may come as stinky and annoying requirement for relationship ...
That's why you may be in decisive time of looking for ways to find enjoyment in it.
Rather than keep playing on the survival mode and missing clues and the fun side of an idea.
MIND HACK
Procrastination, anxiety, laziness, bedrotting, attention span issues ... all of those repeat and will keep repeating if you stay using THINKING ability backwards ...
Try focusing your thoughts on happiness that comes from finishing the task, the feelings of satisfaction about yourself, or even that material rewards of the task is ok
...
focus on those instead of all the downsides and tiresome parts, and you have yourself
a way to finally gas-light yourself into behaving nice and friendly, motivated and goal-oriented,
instead of being "failure-awaiting".
...
Used externally and less morally, this suggestion practice made teleshopping so effective.
I will explain.
Let someone else imagine you a future full of fulfillment, respect, gratitude and intese hugs and tit flashes from your wife and family, even your grandma, after you buy
our sponsor's BEST coffee machine with a rainbow foam latte art printing ability in HD, with a brand-new unique flavor topping designed by America's top flavour scientist:
The
bio-eko sugarless salty caramel,
with slight touch of a balocny ashtray
...
idea, SOLD
KISSING,
with
PASSION
It didn't happen recently to me either,
perhaps that's why both of us
are now looking at our "screens",
thinking about this extraordinary topic.
ACTION PLANBOOK
🗺️ The 6-Step Roadmap : From observing to securing the conditions, quicky and reliably.
🎁 Gift Choice: You'll learn yourself what area you should look at for personalized gifts of your person of interest.
I prepared presents of various Themes to match the personalies of your romantic interest, and your bank account likewise.
🗺️ Plan B Insurance: Because things tend to mess up,. It's always a smart thing to be aware of Murphy's laws
🛡️ Communication: What to say when you’re stuck
( + things to never mention at all).
The Final Checklist: A 24-hour countdown to ensure no mistakes happened.
FIRST STEP in solution of Valentine's urgency would probably start by having , and also following, a very clear TO-DO list.
I am obviously the biggest failure in romance area, as so many Witches gave up the idea of seeing me too often, appearently inspired so much, they instead started focusing on themselves ....
therefore you may just learn from great pile of mistakes of mine, with just a little patience. I'm sharing this, but I am aslo willing to learn from your past and future mistakes.
Preparations of another propaganda for the Romance department of human society, are in development, but a direct feedback would surely define the topics of further research focus ...
Reviews:
Jae Richards
I'm so glad there aren't any girls worthy of person such as myself, I would never make such a mess of my reputation in the eyes of the public.
~ Oink
Manés Chandler
I'm so glad I bought your product and checked the site afterwards again, mate. Without taking love case seriously , I may have never realized that these reviews could be fake on 99.9% of websites ..
rather than a fake profiles, they are more of a copy pasted images from AI ...
I hope I'm a real human and that I don't exist only as a picture of some black man looking very serious in a professional picture, taken in dark ... generated by AI
Thomas Krazinski
You may have tricked me at first into believing that woman do exist, but I have you figured out at this point. You've put all this nonsense around some precious digital product to mock our glorious system, build by the founding NASA engineers, native to Germany.
I was truly dissapointed to find out that you ONLY have put your love-brained TO-DO wishlist into your non-native language, designed the graphically appealing distribution, aligned the text by the Golden ratio spacing, for wider specs of consumers you shared it to to perceive
it comfortably, and overcame nights of stupid advertisement byrocracy and form-filling standards.
Btw, you exposed yourself as someone who didn't manage to take his first ralationship into a lifelong marriage, so I won't be adviced by such a big L.
Ooppa, when I'll share this with others in the village, big Baron and his kindermafia will keep peeing on your doormat for sure....
F.A.Q:
How quickly can I start using the services after purchase?
Immediately!
Do I have to be a man ? And do I need to have a GIRLfriend ?
Maybe, it depends on your mood
Can I customize the planning guide for any type of relationship?
No, you may costumize a planning guide only for the relationship you have at this very moment, otherwise you risk having no relationship at all, or going through the hassle of redefining what a realationship is to the two of you.
What is the biggest obstacle in finishing this tasklist ?
Attention (Boredom). You PAY attention, and the trickiest part in teaching anyone anything right now is to be and to have others present and intentionally use the thinking ability. For male, anger is often the most attention-triggering emotion, which is unfortunate. 2nd best bet is hornyness, which is even more unfortunate for this age.
Can I make this plan for a woman I know a lot about, even if she never saw me or talked to me ?
Go and ask her this exact question right now. Take it as a learning opportunity, such that whatever answer you get from her , you will learn something from it, I'm sure.
So I get a pamphlet carrying me through whole Valentine date, teaching me your charismatic unique phrases and also a late night instructions just for 7 bucks ?
That's the neat idea, you don't. You get just a preparation manual, which will distribute it into bite-sized pieces of effort that should ensure you won't be perceived as unprepared, uncaring and disrespectful to the lady. 7 dollars is also a price which META Ads algorhitm considers a minimum, for working properly. I will surely get to those ideas though.
How secure is the information I share with the webside I would be buying the document from ?
They are so secure, that a Finance department and Law Enforcment state organs of our nation would consider their methods of dealing with the payment portal, if it wasn't secure enought. But it was till now, let's hope it stays so. See the (Terms & Conditions) and (Privacy Policy) for the long answer about the need of having your e-mail, to sent you a digital document of average size.